1. Graveyard Shift (1990) is one of the interminable list of B-grade Stephen King adaptations from the '90s. Like The Mangler, it's based on a story from Night Shift which is quick, effective and gory in its telling - but doesn't possess enough substance for a feature. Only a few insanely hammy performances prevent it from being unwatchable. 

    Drifter John Hall (David Andrews) applies for a job at Bachman Mills, a textile plant run by the amoral foreman Warwick (Stephen Macht). Hall immediately butts heads with his boss, both over his attitude and affection for coworker Wisconsky (Kelly Wolf), who fends off Warwick's unwelcome advances. Warwick soon enlists Hall to help clean the plant's basement of rats, with the help of several dimwitted employees and a crazed exterminator (Brad Dourif). But there's something more than ordinary rats facing Hall and his colleagues, a creature that seems born of nightmares and a particularly lazy effects designer.

    Even Stephen King didn't think much of Graveyard Shift, a by-the-numbers schlockfest that hits the story's broad notes while adding little of substance. Director Ralph S. Singleton and writer John Esposito don't conjure anything as goofy as The Mangler's devil cult or the assorted asininities of Maximum Overdrive, instead dwelling on cliches like the inherent ickiness of rodents. The underemployed "college boy" Hall is now a dashing brooder with a past, his oafish colleague Wisconsky a perky gal in a fetching crop top. The movie does enhance King's anti-capitalist message; like Mangler's laundry press, Bachman Mills is a rotting deathtrap begging for an OSHA shutdown, which Warwick avoids with threats, bluster and bribes. We're also assured that Wisconsky's job survived Warwick's sexual harassment due to union protections. Who says that horror movies can't have redeeming social messages? 

    One-time director Singleton pads the run time with tedious scenes of Hall receiving mockery from the surly locals (they serve him a rat sandwich at one point) and flirting with Wisconsky, played by the fetching but vapid Kelly Wolf. Meanwhile Warwick terrorizes his employees, scenes both repetitive and hilarious due to Stephen Macht's scenery-chewing. Macht conjures an unfathomable accent, a cross between Robert Shaw in Jaws, Bill the Butcher and Boomhauer, all delivered with fist-pumping, teeth-gnashing glee. Brad Dourif's role is a glorified cameo (he doesn't even get the dignity of a showdown with Rat Mama) but he aces an absurd monologue relating his experiences with flesh-eating rats in Vietnam. Their costars, especially the stiff-as-a-board David Andrews, can't compete. 

    Such camp pleasures are incidental as Graveyard Shift descends into repetitive scenes of employees crawling around dank basements, waiting for the inevitable claw to reach from the darkness. Sadly, even that claw fails to impress. The Rat Mama (a weird, cow-sized Rat-Bat hybrid) isn't bad in concept, but the effects are laughably poor. The creature's head resembles a chewed-up rubber toy, and it's never even in frame enough to be a convincing scare. Not that it matters, because this pathetic creation isn't half as fun as Warwick's descent into madness. Macht smears his face with black soot, brandishes a hunting knife, mutters Kurtz-like aphorisms and vows to take Rat Mama with him, becoming the movie's sole interesting character by default.

    Graveyard Shift concludes with a gory finish, enabled by empty soda cans and blood-slicked industrial machinery. An ambiguous ending suggests the nightmare might just be beginning, but since we haven't seen the menagerie of mutant rats detailed by King, it rings hollow. Then, in a baffling coda, Singleton "treats" us to a self-made YouTube Poop of random Stephen Macht ejaculations set to a spooky beat, playing over the end credits. By then, like Warwick, we're glad that this rat-tastrophe is OVAAAAH.    

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    There was a time where Stephen King's every coke-fueled brain fart inspired a movie. His serviceable short story "The Mangler" was originally optioned as part of an anthology film, before it was expanded into a feature in 1995. The result is one of the most bizarre, ill-conceived horror movies ever made...more's the pity that for all that, it's not remotely enjoyable. 

    A small Maine town's economy seems to revolve around an ancient laundry factory, overseen by the insane Mr. Gartley (Robert Englund). A gruesome accident leads Police Officer John Hunton (Ted Levine) to suspect something more is amiss that industrial irresponsibility. His demonologist brother-in-law (Daniel Matmor) becomes persuaded that the factory's massive laundry press has somehow become demonically possessed. A notion Hunton scoffs at, until he sees one accident too many...and learns that Gartley runs a satanic cult that regularly sacrifices teenage girls to the Mangler. Including, it appears, his own niece Sherry (Vanessa Pike).

    Let's face facts: The Mangler is a bad idea from conception. King's story (collected in his book Night Shift) is a slight, spooky tale of technology run amok, with some stomach-churning images of maimed limbs and dismembered corpses, an unsubtle message about the importance of workplace safety and an ending that's both silly and horrifying at the same time. At 30-odd pages, it's fine; but there's barely enough plot - heck, barely enough concept - for an Outer Limits segment, let alone a 90 minute movie. Perhaps the only way to make it work was to go the parody route, and the movie's so over-the-top at points that it comes close. But amazingly, The Mangler wants us to take its fundamental premise seriously. 

    Director Tobe Hooper (a long way from Texas Chainsaw Massacre) and screenwriter Harry Alan Towers sure try to make the film some kind of commentary on capitalist exploitation. Besides the cavernous, virtually sun-free factory straight out of Dickens, Gartley is a shambling, cackling embodiment of avarice. Besides his hideous, near-cyborg appearance caused by his own run-in with the Mangler, he laughs at employee injuries and harasses the women working for him, while using his power to shield his company from investigation. A man after Peter Thiel's heart, Gartley relishes the power that comes with his demonic pact, viewing the death of a few girls and the occasional employee as a grim necessity. Hunton is constantly frustrated in his efforts, first to expose the truth, then to break the curse, culminating in a bleak ending that suggests the cycle of exploitation will continue unbroken. 

    All well and good; horror fans know that even the sleaziest exploitation films can hide thematic riches and cultural anxieties. But The Mangler simply can't overcome its absurdity with these half-baked delusions of grandeur. Hooper's berserk direction - all canted angles, tracking shots, showers of steam and puddles of gore - only hammers home the disconnect. Undemanding horror fans might enjoy the hysterically gruesome murders, and it's hard to deny the camp value of John smashing a demonically-possessed icebox with a hammer, Gartley cavorting about on robotic legs or the comically bad effects when the Mangler breaks free and runs wild. Still, any fun here is incidental (and accidental); most of Mangler is a dreary, dopey bore. 

    There's no human investment in this monstrosity, either, with its slumming stars supported by South African performers mangling American accents. Ted Levine manages to seem bored while overacting, an intriguing feat, but he's Edwin Booth next to Robert Englund. The erstwhile Freddie Krueger relishes his despicable character, a collection of robotic body parts, manic tics and perverted cackles as he celebrates the deaths of his employees. At least someone in this mess is having fun. 

    The Mangler has a cult following among those who appreciate its utter outlandishness. And let's be fair, King's work has inspired so many terrible movies (from Graveyard Shift to Maximum Overdrive and a dozen variations on Children of the Corn) that it's hard to brand this "the worst." But The Mangler might well be the stupidest and misguided of them all; part pulp nonsense, part pretentious B Movie, it amazingly fails to entertain on any level.

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  3. The late '70s were a particularly bad time for low budget horror, as filmmakers abandoned the goofy charm of the '50s B cycle for excess gore, grime and general nastiness. John Cardos's The Dark (1979) exemplifies the form, a poorly-made, nearly-plotless exercise in misery that wallows in unpleasantness. 

    Los Angeles is terrorized by a serial killer called "The Mangler," who lurks in dark alleys and tears people's heads off. Hardbitten Detective Mooney (Richard Jaeckel) has no leads or suspects, while TV news anchor Zoe (Cathy Lee Crosby) delivers sensationalized reports about the "culture of violence" which would allow such things. When one victim's father, famous author Roy Warner (William Devane) gets involved in the case, it turns out he has a grudge against Mooney who'd previously been responsible for locking him up on a murder charge. This band of malcontents argue and bicker while the body count rises, forcing them to seek-out a psychic (Jacquelyn Hide) to track down The Mangler, whom it turns out is more than your ordinary murderer. 

    Wikipedia informs us that The Dark experienced a rough gestation: originally a Tobe Hooper project, he was fired after clashing with the producers (schlockmeister Edward Montoro and none other than Dick Clark) and replaced by John "Bud" Cardos, a former actor and stuntman whose previous credit was the William Shatner opus Kingdom of the Spiders (1977). Cardos himself ran into difficulties when the studio, chasing the post-Star Wars science fiction boom, made his serial killer into a space alien, which explains why this inhumanly massive, laser-shooting killer wears jeans and a biker jacket. Under these circumstances Orson Welles couldn't have produced a masterpiece, but one can see the bones of a serviceable, if unambitious chiller. 
    Well, abandon even that modest hope because The Dark is just 85 to 92 minutes (depending on which cut you watch) of unrelenting drear, disguised as a movie. Cardos and writer Stanford Whitmore set the barest bones of plot in motion and then don't bother to try engaging the audience. The film opens with a gruesome stalking-murder completely bereft of suspense or style: before she can utter a word of dialogue, the victim vanishes into the shadows, immediately marking her for death. She walks through the darkness, brushes past a vaguely menacing vagrant, until a hand pops from the shadows to Mangle her. This sequence sets the tone: random episodes of unmotivated violence against people we don't know, all of it impossible to see.

    Cardos made Kingdom of the Spiders endearing in its silliness, but The Dark is all dour. Presumably going for atmosphere, he bathes every sequence in smudgy, impenetrable darkness that makes it nearly impossible to follow the basic mechanics of any given scene. Killings are quick, brutal, perfunctory, not even entertaining as a gory guilty pleasure - though viewers may wonder why a creature capable of blowing up victims with laser beams bothers with decapitations. For that matter, The Dark doesn't bother to explain what The Mangler is, where it came from, or why it's indiscriminately killing people; maybe he's the Predator's surly sibling, eager to one-up his little brother? 

    Clearly, the barest minimum of effort was put into The Dark, next to which even the cheesiest slashers are high-tier craftsmanship. When we aren't watching random Los Angelenos lose their noggins, we're subjected to endless banalities cadged from a million other thrillers. To pad the run time we get subplots about journalistic ethics, a milquetoast actor marked for death, would-be vigilantes and scared citizens protesting the cops, all cliches reduced to their barest, crudest essentials. Roger Kellaway contributes a bargain basement score full of discordant marimbas and eerie whispers, like something Dario Argento might have composed in kindergarten.  
    The cast can't do much to enliven this mess, though Keenan Wynn provides light comic relief and Casey Kasem (!) appears briefly as a pathologist. Richard Jaeckel enacts cliches from Dragnet reruns while William Devane (dressed like an over-the-hill biker) and Cathy Lee Crosby bicker and pout. The one marginally effective character is Jacquelyn Hide's psychic, but her connection with the Mangler is ill-defined at best, and plays as an extended tangent. But then, that's typical of The Dark's nonsensical, who-cares approach to storytelling. Why bother to explain what's going on, when the Mangler can blow up someone's mirror with his laser eyes?

    After 80 minutes of this nonsense, The Dark finally spins towards its wacko conclusion. After another non-suspenseful chase scene, The Mangler is cornered by an army of LA's finest, who spend five good minutes pumping him full of bullets to no effect. They're no match for his laser beams, and there's some amusement to be had at the terrible special effects as cops explode, burst into flames and topple into bricks. Finally, William Devane puts an end to this nonsense by grabbing some handy debris and setting The Mangler on fire. 

    Which begs the question: If it were that easy to vanquish this invincible alien, then why subject us to 90-odd minutes of nonsense in the first place? That wouldn't have occurred to the creators of The Dark, who never found a horror movie cliche that they couldn't appropriate, cheapen and, well, mangle. The movie ends with an incoherent, portentous narration about the Unknown, and a reprise of Kellaway's Whisper Score hissing "THE DARKNEEEEESSSSSSS" as we fade to black, annoyed as ever. 
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  4. One of the iconic titles in '50s science fiction, This Island Earth (1955) is something of a puzzler. Hailed by some as a masterpiece and others as irredeemably cheesy (a heavily-edited version featured in the Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie), it really falls somewhere in between. William Alland's handsome production disguises that Island is a mass of interesting ideas, lying around half-digested by filmmakers who don't seem able to fully grasp them. 

    Nuclear physicist Cal Meacham (Rex Reason) survives a plane crash when he's rescued by a mysterious green light. Soon afterwards, Cal and his assistant Joe (Robert Nichols) are tasked with assembling an Interocitor, an alien communication device which puts them in contact with Exeter (Jeff Morrow). Overcoming his reticence about Exeter's mysterious origins and massive forehead, Cal agrees to join his collective of scientists on a covert project, including his old flame Ruth Adams (Faith Domergue). Soon Cal and Ruth discover that Exeter and his friends are Up To Something - indeed, they're aliens from the planet Metaluna who hope to harvest Earth's uranium to save their own planet. After an explosive action scene, Cal and Ruth are whisked away to Metaluna where they witness the death throes of Exeter's planet - and Exeter's own crisis of conscience about betraying his human friends.  

    Loosely based on a Raymond F. Jones novel, This Island Earth aspires to the high-end of '50s science fiction occupied by Forbidden Planet, It Came from Outer Space and a few other select titles. The movie's production design remains impressive, with some impressive matte effects and visual scenes of space travel. The dreamlike landscape of Metaluna, sharply rendered art and drawings of futuristic buildings, play like an Astounding Stories cover come to life, which no doubt accounts for its hold on generations of sci-fi buffs. The Metaluna Mutant, the Monitor's insectoid servant ("larger of course, and with a higher degree of intelligence!" Exeter assures us) became an iconic movie monster despite having only a few minutes of screen time. Along with an eerie tonal score (with contributions from an uncredited Henry Mancini) and spooky sound effects, it certainly captures the archetypical look, feel and atmosphere of classic sci-fi. 

    But for all its spiffy surface, This Island Earth only intermittently works. Joseph M. Newman's direction lurches between long scenes of Cal and Joe noodling around with vague experiments and fast-paced exposition, resulting in a clunky pace that never settles into a proper groove. The movie's almost two-thirds over before the plot properly kicks off, and the scenes on Metaluna, beautifully realized though they are, are over almost before they've begun. Cal is the kind of stiff, useless hero so ruthlessly skewered on The Angry Beavers, whose contributions to the film involve mocking Ruth and staring bug-eyed at alien wonders. Exeter's arc as an alien who admires Earth and resents his overlord's manipulation of humans is rendered as high tragedy; yet it's hard to sympathize with a Metalunan who brainwashes his scientist-captives, then pitilessly orders their murder, whether or not he appreciates Mozart.  

    Franklin Coen and Edward G. O'Callahan's script introduces interesting ideas that could (and have) served as fodder for a million analytical essays. A viewer can parallel the Metaluna-human "brain drain" with Operation Paper Clip, or the Metalunans' intellectual society's destruction by a more militant race as a Cold War allegory. The Utilitarian nature of Exeter's mission is contrasted with human Emotion, with Exeter belatedly learning the value of human connections over cold logic. Unfortunately, Island slights these angles for clunky dialogue and stentorian speechmaking, of the sort that inspire groans even among sci-fi fans. When Cal boasts to Metaluna's dictator The Monitor (Douglas Spencer) that "our true size is the size of our God!" it's hard to know what we're meant to think. 

    The performances are very much on-par with this genre. Jeff Morrow works overtime to make Exeter a tragic villain, and it must be said that his scenery-chewing makes the character entertaining, if not entirely credible. Rex Reason comes off like a less-emotive Rock Hudson, while Faith Domergue's ostensibly intellectual character is reduced to a screaming damsel. Genre hands Russell Johnson (It Came from Outer Space) and Lance Fuller (The Bride and the Beast) have substantial supporting roles. MSTies will have a chuckle recognizing Z-movie auteur Coleman Francis (The Beast of Yucca Flats) in a walk-on as a mailman. 

    Shortcomings aside, This Island Earth is an endearing movie whose hold on sci-fi buffs is undeniable. The visuals are impressive, the story is engaging and there are enough interesting ideas to warrant watching it, even if none of them are fully realized. Even the cheesy elements, from the Metalunan's Rushmore-like foreheads to the Interocitor (a '50s Futurist conception of Skype), have their endearing side. It's one of the rare films spoofed by MST3K that's equally enjoyable when experienced in Normal View. 

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  5. Christopher Nolan is one of the most important and successful filmmakers of the past two decades, yet I've never been a fan. While I respect his talent and appreciate his ambition, his style of filmmaking tends to rub me the wrong way. His penchant for cinematic legerdemain - anachronic order, random plot twists - has made for interesting films like Memento while undermining The Prestige and even his mostly-solid Dunkirk. His technical side combines skilled visual styles and fine handling of actors with a weakness for questionable sound mixing and bombastic music, plus his perpetual struggle to stage an action scene - a considerable handicap for a director of superhero films. 

    But Nolan's real weakness is as a screenwriter, as he generally couches his themes or plot elements in the most pompous, didactic terms. The Dark Knight trilogy suffers from so many scenes of characters spelling out the franchise's themes in obvious, insulting detail. Inception and Interstellar are similarly hamstrung by scenes that violate the "show don't tell" rule with the subtlety of a sledge hammer. I still laugh about a scene in Interstellar, where Matt Damon's astronaut muses about being raised from the dead. Matthew McConoughey sagely nods and mutters, "Lazarus," as if the audience couldn't possibly draw that connection themselves. 

    Thus I approached Oppenheimer, his latest epic, with trepidation. The biography of J. Robert Oppenheimer, the physicist, father of the atomic bomb and victim of the Red Scare, would be a tricky subject in any case; earlier movies like Roland Jaffe's Fat Man and Little Boy struggled to make the Manhattan Project compelling, resorting to extremely simplified drama, while Hollywood has struggled to make memorable films about the McCarthy era, resorting to broad strokes about betrayal and character assassination. But Oppenheimer manages to be really, really good - perhaps even great - capturing the full breadth of its controversial subject and the moral implications of atomic warfare and political betrayal. 

    Drawing on Kai Bird and Martin Sherwin's biography American Prometheus, Oppenheimer follows the life of J. Robert Oppenheimer (Cillian Murphy) in two parallel storylines. The first follows Oppenheimer's rise from a precocious physics professor in the 1920s to pioneering professor in the '30s, who establishes America's first physics institute in Berkeley. He flirts with radical politics, with an inner circle made up of communists or fellow travelers - brother Frank (Dylan Arnold), wife Kitty (Emily Blunt) and mistress Jean Tatlock (Florence Pugh) are all associated with the Party, as are his fellow academics. Oppenheimer has little use for communism's collectivism, but respects its desire for change and its moral stands against fascism. Much of these scenes depict Oppenheimer, believably, as a naif with a sincere but muddled progressivism that causes him not to probe too deeply into his associations. 

    Oppenheimer's politics delay his involvement in the Manhattan Project - the United States government's project to build an atomic weapon in World War II. It takes the intercession of General Leslie Groves (Matt Damon) to bring Oppenheimer into the fold, and at Oppie's aegis the Army constructs a massive base at Los Alamos for the development of a nuclear weapon. Oppenheimer clashes with his colleagues and struggles to evade government questions about his past connections - especially when Marxist colleague Haakon Chevalier (Jefferson Hall) tries to recruit him as a Soviet spy. Of more immediate concern, though, is the fear that they might not be able to beat Nazi Germany in a race for the Bomb - or that their weapon, once unleashed, might trigger the destruction of the world. 

    The second storyline, running parallel in a nonlinear fashion, flashes forward to the 1950s when the Red Scare is at its height. Oppenheimer is humiliated by a hearing about renewing his security clearance, where an aggressive counsel (Jason Clarke) forces him to account for his every action and association over the past two decades. Oppenheimer takes a high-handed moral tone while sidestepping his engagement with communists, positioning himself as a martyr for his ongoing criticisms of the nuclear state. It turns out that Oppenheimer is victimized by Lewis Strauss (Robert Downey Jr.), his former colleague at the Atomic Energy Commission who nurses a petty grudge against Oppenheimer and uses their differences over developing a hydrogen bomb as an excuse to railroad him from government. This comes back to bite Strauss, who during confirmation hearings for a cabinet post is repeatedly pilloried for his mistreatment of Oppenheimer. 

    Oppenheimer is thus a massive, textured film that crams a remarkable amount of history into its 180 minutes. The movie's anachronic structure is much easier to follow than in Dunkirk, with Nolan imposing a simple color scheme (regular for Oppenheimer's story, black-and-white for Strauss) to differentiate storylines and perspective. Some scenes and speeches are repeated multiple times to stress a point, the closest Nolan comes to his didactic tendencies as a writer, but it mostly fits. If the movie shows some of Nolan's habitual weaknesses (Ludwig Goransson's musical score is loud, often to the point of distraction) it also highlights his strengths: a clean visual style, with an eye for striking imagery of explosions, whether the real detonation of the Trinity test or the imagined Holocaust in Oppenheimer's mind. 

    Nolan avoids making simple judgments of his hero. It would be easy to paint Oppenheimer as a martyred genius, used, abused and discarded by the American state. He's certainly a genius, making scientific breakthroughs in his twenties and mastering foreign languages in a matter of weeks, and there's no doubt about his intelligence or charisma. But he's also a deeply flawed man, in a variety of ways. Most obviously, in his personal life: he forces Kitty, an accomplished scientist in her own right, into a role as an unwilling housewife, forced to stand by her husband through his trials and humiliation. His relationships with the unstable Jean and Ruth Tolman (Louise Lombard), the wife of a colleague, further poison his private life, with Jean's storyline having a tragic climax that nearly results in Oppenheimer's own destruction. 

    But Nolan doesn't shy away from Oppenheimer's involvement in controversial causes, an angle which makes it hard to sympathize. He's shown organizing rallies for Spanish Loyalists and attending Communist meetings, though he frustrates his committed brother by refusing to join the Party. Certainly Oppenheimer, a Jewish progressive, felt sincere disgust at fascism; he wasn't the only American intellectual to flirt with communism in the '30s, when capitalist democracy seemed unwilling or unable to deal with the decade's upheavals. But it ultimately seems like dilettantism more than principle; in one scene, he tries to sell out a left-wing colleague to an Army interrogator (Casey Affleck) in the most mealy-mouthed way possible. Soon, fellow physicists are calling him out for a lack of principle, politically or morally, walking a tightrope that seems to satisfy no one. 

    Oppenheimer has been cleared of spying for the Soviets, but it's clear that the real man was careless about his associations (unmentioned by the film, he was friends with Party organizer Steve Nelson, who actively recruited agents for the USSR). Nor, as the film demonstrates, were his much-bruited qualms about nuclear weapons in evidence before Hiroshima. When colleagues ask if it's necessary to drop a bomb on Japan, which seems likely to surrender regardless, Oppenheimer assures them that it's not the place of scientists to question the politics of statements. In a surprising scene later in the film, he's pinioned by the Security Board for his defense of the Hiroshima bombings, which he in fact encouraged by underestimating the likely death toll. No wonder everyone from Kitty to Harry Truman (Gary Oldman) calls out his belated stance against nuclear weapons; he may feel sincere guilt, but seems to view martyrdom as a way to square his conscience. 

    Ultimately, Oppenheimer's newfound scruples prove a hindrance. As the Cold War hardens, his arguments for international control of nuclear weapons and against developing hydrogen bombs mark him as a prime target for Red-baiters. And men like Lewis Strauss, who arranges to ruin Oppenheimer's career for a personal slight the latter likely doesn't even remember; it's easy for the government to acquiesce, at a time when anything left of Eisenhower seemed suspect. Strauss, frustrated by his inability to win Senate confirmation, rants about Oppenheimer's self-serving narcissism and it's hard to disagree with him. But, as Strauss's aide (Aiden Ehrenreich) comments, his backstabbing only convinces Oppenheimer's colleagues, many of them estranged, to rally around him. 

    This sophisticated understanding of politics and personal guilt might be a surprise for those expecting a wartime thriller, although the Manhattan Project takes up the middle third of the movie. Nolan skillfully dramatizes the hurdles the scientists face, practically or politically, along with the tensions between Oppenheimer, his colleague Edward Teller (Benny Safdie) and his own wife and family, struggling in hi shadows. It culminates in an elaborate restaging of the Trinity test, announced in operatic terms with wide shots of the lit-up landscape, and culminating in an impressively rendered silent explosion (with a belated sound ripple) - truly, Nolan's most impressive achievement as a director. 

    Cillian Murphy does an excellent job playing Oppenheimer as a man who's alternately charismatic and crabbed, likeable and haughty, hitting the perfect notes of subtle emotion and self-torment. Murphy does an impressive job externalizing a role that must largely be interior (aided, or not, by hallucinatory scenes inserted by Nolan) with facial gestures and subtle inflections of voice. Robert Downey Jr. is equally impressive; he initially plays Strauss with his usual acerbic slickness, but slowly unravels a more devious and insecure man as the film wears on. Emily Blunt makes the most of minimal screen time; Nolan's script sadly backgrounds Kitty, but in her few featured scenes (particularly her sparring with Jason Clarke's smug inquisitor) she shows a strong character tired of her husband's indecision, and eager to assert her own identity. 

    Oppenheimer's all-star players sometimes smack of stunt casting, with a parcel of A-listers in cameos and minor roles, but fortunately Nolan makes great use of his ensemble. Matt Damon is particularly impressive in what amounts to a character role: his gruff, irascible general makes a good foil for the introspective Oppenheimer. Josh Hartnett, David Krumholz and Benny Safdie play various physicists; Rami Malek has a scene-stealing cameo as a scientist who clashes with Oppenheimer, only to have his back when it counts. Casey Affleck plays a creepy intelligence officer, Jason Clarke is appropriately loathsome and Gary Oldman nearly unrecognizable. Kenneth Branagh and Tom Conti (as Niels Bohr and Albert Einstein, respectively) make a strong impression in only a few scenes. Only Florence Pugh is ill-served by a role that mostly requires her to be topless and neurotic, including a silly scene where she persuades "Oppie" to read the Bhagavad to her during a tryst. 

    Some reviews have criticized Oppenheimer for avoiding some elements of the Manhattan Project, from the "downwinders" victimized by the Trinity Test's fallouts to the lack of explicit imagery of Hiroshima and Nagasaki's victims. Perhaps, but there's only so much material a three hour film can cover, and considering the sheer amount of political and moral arguments the film does consider (there's even a long scene where Oppenheimer and Truman's cabinet select targets in Japan!), it's hard to criticize. I may never be Christopher Nolan's biggest fan, but I'll happily concede that he has delivered one of the smartest, most complex and thought-provoking films of the past decade. 

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    The '70s were perhaps the best decade for truly mad horror movie premises, with filmmakers trying to find menace in the mundane and madness in the everyday. Such with Frogs (1972), the notorious B Movie where ferocious amphibians wage slimy revenge against polluting malefactors. It's impossible to watch, let alone review this film without accepting it on its own level. 

    Jason Crockett (Ray Milland) is the aging patriarch of a Southern family who invites his relatives for a birthday party. Nobody's too happy to celebrate with the cranky old man, least of all the local frogs, who begin descending on the family with constant croaking and weirdly menacing appearances. Photographer Pickett Smith (Sam Elliot) surmises that Crockett's habit of dumping toxic waste in the local rivers has antagonized the amphibians, but his warnings go unheeded. Soon a multispecies coalition - fearsome frogs, sneaky snakes, creepy crocodiles and even terrifying terrapins - begins picking off Crockett's family one by one, leaving the survivors the option of escape or death. 

    Frogs sounds like a spoof of '70s eco-horror, a genre which gave us such risible entries as Prophecy and Night of the Lepus. Yet director George McCowan takes his material every bit as serious as those movies. When not clobbering us over the head with his environmental message, he's trying to wring suspense from the ominous sound of frogs croaking and crickets chirping. A little of this goes a long way, and it's not improved by the forced scenes of human interactions. As the sub-Tennessee Williams bickering plays out, Sam Elliot puffs out his chest and warns about the dangers of pollution, the movie slows to a deadening crawl, and we're wishing that the critters would get around to knocking them off. 

    When Frogs does get around to the killing, it provides some memorably weird, wild death scenes. One hapless victim is wrapped up in sentient peat moss and suffocated by tarantulas spinning web over his body. Another family member is mobbed by geckos in a greenhouse, who kill him by spilling toxic chemicals everywhere (magically escaping asphyxiation themselves - science is not the film's strong point). Other characters fall victim to snakebite, alligators, leeches and, in one berserk scene, a giant snapping turtle. None of it is really scary, unless you have a phobia of reptiles, but the movie earns points for its utter strangeness.

    Ray Milland phones in his performance, growling insults at cast members from a wheelchair. Milland manages to be less dignified than The Thing With Two Heads, where he at least seems to be enjoying himself. The other performers are functional and best: a handsome, smooth-shaven Sam Elliott gets his first major role, and at least doesn't embarrass himself too much. Adam Roarke and Joan Van Ark play two of the more prominent victims, but leave little impression.  

    Really, if a movie like Frogs sounds appealing you don't need persuading. The movie climaxes in a strange scene with Ray Milland, alone except for his dog, listening to his record player in the dark as the frogs close in for the kill. The scene is too long, too goofy to be scary, but it stands in for the rest of the film, an ill-judged but enjoyable strange slice of '70s kitsch.   

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  7. John Schlesinger's The Day of the Locust (1975) has alienated audiences and polarized critics for a half-century; even today, reviewers are split labeling it an unsung masterpiece or a sprawling, unfocused disaster. One would think that Nathanael West's classic satire would fit in snuggly within the genre of Hollywood exposes, from Sunset Blvd. to the recent Babylon. But West's fever dream doesn't translate easily to film, though Schlesinger and a robust team of collaborators certainly try their best. 

    Artist Tod Hackett (William Atherton) arrives in Hollywood circa 1938, pursuing a career as an art director at Paramount. Tod soon lands him a job designing sets for an elaborate historical epic, though the crass producer's (John Hillerman) corner cutting results in a terrible accident. Tod is drawn to his neighbor Faye Greener (Karen Black), a talentless actress lucky to work as an extra; bored and desperate, she works as a prostitute while flirting with a pair of cowpoke stuntmen (Bo Hopkins and Pepe Serna) and teasing Tod relentlessly. Then Faye catches the eye of Homer Simpson (Donald Sutherland), a meek accountant whose morality and simple kindness make him an easy mark. Faye and Homer develop an exploitative "business arrangement" with tragic results when Homer finally accepts the truth about Faye.

    Great novels rarely inspire great films, and The Day of the Locust is no exception. Schlesinger and photographer Conrad Hall do an excellent job recreating the look and feel of prewar Hollywood, with Hall's sun-dappled photography providing an otherworldly sheen to the proceedings. Screenwriter Waldo Salt (who collaborated with Schlesinger on Midnight Cowboy) does a fair job capturing, at least in moments, the atmosphere of seedy hatefulness from West's book. The characters we meet aren't stars or directors but fringe figures who gamble, whore and attend cockfights to kill time between jobs. Tod is invited to a party by his boss, but is disappointed that the lead attraction is a boring stag film. Then again, the chicken-and-tequila date with Faye and her cowboy friends isn't much more appealing, resulting in a brawl and sexual assault that removes any glimmers of romance. 

    But Schlesinger suffers the pitfalls of adapting a great work of literature, trying to capture West's prose and atmosphere in blunt visuals and dialogue. Striking symbols that work on the page (a lizard lounging around Homer's patio, a flower Tod sticks in his earthquake-cracked wall) seem silly as literal filmic images. Schlesinger complements these with ill-judged ironies of his own, as when an angry mob burns pictures of Hollywood stars (get it?), Faye and Tod eat chicken served on newspapers recounting Hitler's Anschluss, or Homer washes melted ice cream down the drain. There's a fine line between poetry and pretension, and Locust stomps all over it.  

    The book isn't subtle in the first place, but West sold it through the power of his prose and acid humor. Schlesinger and Company stage big set pieces, like the disastrous Waterloo production, with panache but gives them a tragic spin which forfeits West's irony. That Locust has few likeable characters isn't a fatal flaw, but Schlesinger's approach makes the characters become insufferable. Our nominal hero is alternately boring and hateful; Tod loses our sympathy when he assaults Faye, an act the movie justifies by making her a colossal cock-tease. Nor does William Atherton's bland performance smooth over the rough edges in the narrative; he seems like a placeholder for a more memorable performer. 

    This approach extends to the supporting cast, whom Schlesinger whips into a fever pitch. Good actors like Burgess Meredith (as Faye's vaudevillian dad) and Geraldine Page (a phony faith healer) devour scenery like they're acting in a children's pantomime, which isn't inappropriate for their characters but soon exhausts the audience's patience. Billy Barty (playing Tod's best friend) starts off as likeable and turns into a hateful jerk who loves cockfights and drops racial slurs; Bo Hopkins and Pepe Serna are fine in roles that require them to be surly. Karen Black, a gifted but mercurial actress, struggles to get a handle on Faye who is either a vapid gold-digger or a sincere but shallow ingenue between scenes; her acting style is alternately hysterical and tender, a rapid-fire collage of emotions that just doesn't work. 

    The one performance which unquestionably works is Donald Sutherland. No stranger to weird or eccentric characters, Sutherland finds a core of earnest humanity in Homer (hailing from Iowa, not Springfield) that his costars lack. Unfortunately, Homer exists for the narrative to dump on him, as the ultimate victim of Hollywood's inhumanity. He's conned by the faith-healing act, shocked when Faye takes him to a drag show and humiliated when she allows her cowboy-beaus to squat in his garage. Homer falls apart when he discovers Faye's infidelity, uttering a tender monologue that does more to humanize him than any other character. Never mind that it seems too articulate for Homer, as written; we're so parched for basic empathy that we'll take it. 

    Homer's storyline dovetails with a star-studded movie premiere at Grauman's, where he attempts to reconnect with Faye and instead runs afoul of Adore (Jackie Earle Haley), an obnoxious child star who's spent the whole movie harassing him and Tod. Adore was a minor character in the book who was in the wrong place at the wrong time; in the movie he appears repeatedly, an embodiment of the vapid, arrested adolescence Hollywood encourages. In other words, there's no fate too harsh for the little brat, and here he unwisely volunteers to play the Curley's wife to Homer's Lennie. 

    The apocalyptic finale at least captures West's climactic chapters. After Homer vents his rage upon Adore, the crowd assembled for the film premiere turns into a savage mob, killing the poor simpleton and rampaging through Hollywood, burning telephone poles, smashing windows and attacking movie stars they turned out to cheer (egged on by a bumptious radio announcer). Even here Schlesinger overstates things, intercutting hallucinations of characters with the Goya-like horror faces sketched by Tod earlier in the film, with his (or Homer's?) distended screams blaring on the soundtrack. But mostly, it works; after two hours of false starts, Schlesinger finally captures West's tone of angry hysteria. Hollywood is less an amoral Babylon than a Boschian hell, deserving only destruction. 

    It's wrong to call The Day of the Locust a failure, in the usual sense. It's a well-made film, full of striking scenes and memorable imagery (not to mention John Barry's lush score); even the acting isn't bad so much as ill-suited to the material. But neither is it an overlooked gem, with too many flaws and head-scratching dramatic choices to engage casual viewers. Some stories just work better on page than screen, and Locust's overripe affectations can't elevate it beyond a good try. 

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  8. Well, I'd more or less ended Nothing is Written until earlier this year, when I posted a couple of quick reviews of crappy horror movies in the summer and more recently explored some simian cinema (and profiled the Puella Magi). I suspect from the amount of hits these posts generate that a few of my old followers are still hanging around, occasionally checking in when they recognize a half-forgotten blog on their feed. And except for that obsessive dimbulb who kept demanding that I acknowledge that Ben Shapiro's unparalleled genius, I do miss my regular commenters and correspondents from back when this blog was a going concern.

    When I'm in a nostalgic or egocentric mode, I do occasionally skim my old reviews. Besides the evolution of my writing style, there are definitely some opinions on films, and creators, and genres that have changed, as you'd probably expect. My politics have grown more progressive as I've grown older, and I cringe at the Bush-era conservatism that occasionally informs my older posts. I similarly find some of the more strident Teenaged Film Buff language in older reviews wince-inducing, and have been tempted to rewrite some of these comments. IMDB and its snarky insult-first-and-discuss-opinions-later attitude have a lot to answer for, which have carried over to Film Twitter.  

    There are a bunch of reasons for lack of posting. Life is the obvious one: I've been working at a library for the past couple of years, and while it is a much more agreeable job than past ones it still takes up a lot of time and mental energy. Since November 2017 I've been writing a History column off-and-on for The Avocado, which has brought me a fair degree of satisfaction (and occasional recognition from actual historians), but is also time-consuming. More recently, enjoying Steven Universe opened the floodgates to anime, a genre/art form I'd previously dismissed and neglected. Over the past couple of years, I've been exploring Japanese animation more than watching the kinds of movies I typically review for this blog. 

    So, will Nothing Is Written return full time? Probably not. This blog originated as the project of a college kid expecting/hoping to major in film, continued as a young adult who used classic film as his primary escape from work and tapered out as I became depressed in a period of unemployment, found other interests and refocused my time and skills on other topics. Perhaps I'll continue trickling out reviews, if I find unseen movies to write about. Perhaps there are still monkey movies to review. We'll see. Until then, thanks for reading, and Merry Christmas (or is that Happy Holidays?) to all of you.

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    For a few years in the early '60s, Samuel Bronston ran a private moviemaking empire in Spain, spending the GDP of a small nation to produce big historical epics: King of Kings (1961), El Cid (1961), 55 Days at Peking (1963). His extravagance finally caught up with him on The Fall of the Roman Empire (1964), a massive flop that (along with Cleopatra) killed the sword-and-sandal genre for a generation. The film isn't as bad as all that, but it's hard to recommend to anyone who isn't a confirmed fan of epics. 

    In 185 AD, the Roman Empire stands at its apex under wise Emperor Marcus Auerlius (Alec Guinness). Aurelius arrives on the frontiers of Empire, instructing his general Livius (Stephen Boyd) to negotiate with the German barbarians rather than slaughter them. He also notifies Livius that he plans to name him Emperor over his own son, the debauched Commodus (Christopher Plummer). Nonetheless, when Aurelius dies (poisoned by a cabal of servants) Livius defers to Commodus, to the distress of Commodus's sister Lucilla (Sophia Loren). It isn't long before Commodus proves his father's distrust correct: he establishes a dictatorship that betrays Rome's allies, provokes wars on its frontiers and declares himself a god, forcing Livius to march on Rome in hopes of restoring sanity to the Empire. 

    The appeal of The Fall of the Roman Empire (besides inspiring Ridley Scott's Gladiator, which is practically a shot-for-shot remake at times) is self-evident. Bronston, with his usual flare for extravagance, stages a massive recreation of the Roman forum in Madrid, thousands of extras cavorting riotously as Commodus emerges from a giant statue, having been freshly proclaimed a god. The movie has its share of big-scale battle scenes (managed by Yakima Canut) and a brace of excellent actors who work to enliven the script. It's possible to enjoy Fall on this level, if none other; the elaborate costumes, massive sets and cast of thousands: there's an appeal to this that no modern CGI spectacle, however expansive, can hope to match.

    Unfortunately, Fall is pedestrian on every other level. Director Anthony Mann, whose El Cid is the best of Bronston's super-epics, seems to be directing traffic; there's little trace of his style beyond a brutal torture scene involving Aurelius's meek adviser Timonides (James Mason). Auteurists could parallel Livius and Commodus's dynastic rivalry with Mann's Westerns like The Man from Laramie, but that seems a fool's errand when he's clearly a director for hire; even the action scenes likely can't be credited to him. Thematically, the movie more resembles Bronston's earlier 55 Days at Peking in depicting a conquering empire as a noble United Nations alliance of disparate peoples coming together to vanquish barbarians, who prefer sovereignty to enlightened slavery. Of course, this time around the goofball Commodus is here to wreck everything, exposing the rotten core of empire-building.

    The best historical epics (Lawrence of Arabia, Spartacus, Ben-Hur in its stronger passages) transcend the genre's limitations through script and character work, adding heft to the obligatory spectacle. Philip Yordan's by-the-numbers screenplay sketches its themes and conflicts in lazy fashion: Livius and Commodus's soured friendship is hastily sketched, culminating in a goofy chariot race that reminds viewers of Ben-Hur more than it advances the plot. Marcus Aurelius's big scenes appear disconnected from the narrative, not least a strange sequence where he engages in a Socratic dialogue with himself. Livius's romance with Lucilla is a dud and his motivations never seem clear: he's a complete pushover who repeatedly refuses to confront Commodus, playing politics by carefully scripted rules when the mad Emperor's completely thrown away the board. In this, at least, the film's political content remains fresh and recognizable. 

    Fall's trump card, like many epics, is a classy cast who do their best to elevate the material. Stephen Boyd (replacing Ben-Hur costar Charlton Heston) is stiff, though to be fair the world's most dynamic actor couldn't have done much with Livius as written. Sophia Loren is pretty, spirited and there: she's there to remind viewers of El Cid and goose the romance angle as best she can. Christopher Plummer, in his first major film role, more than compensates with a wild performance dripping in spirited, lip-turning madness. Whatever Fall's shortcomings, it's hard to fault Plummer's commitment to the role, asking Livius if he can hear the gods laughing before doubling over in self-amused laughter. He makes Commodus such a fun tyrant that we wonder why we'd ever cheer for a loser like Livius. 

    Alec Guinness is beautifully cast as Marcus Aurelius, instilling the character with his proper gravitas and wisdom before bowing out early. One sees early echoes of Obi-Wan Kenobi in this performance with his epigrammic musings about Death, Freedom and Humanity. James Mason, unfortunately, is saddled with a weak role as a goofus who begs a torture-minded barbarian (John Ireland) to consider his actions "logically." Omar Sharif, Mel Ferrer and Anthony Quayle receive one-note cameos, while Eric Porter, Finlay Currie and other class actors deliver windy speeches in the Senate to no effect. 

    The best that can be said about The Fall of the Roman Empire is that, for all its weak points, it isn't a total disaster. The cast is classy, the battle scenes are exciting, the sets are pretty and Dimitri Tiomkin's score suitably rousing. On the other hand, it's easier to see the film as reflecting Sam Bronston's own hubris: within a few years his own empire collapsed in a combination of failed films, bad investments and lawsuits by swindled business partners. In Hollywood, even more than Ancient Rome, all glory is fleeting. 

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    I first saw Gorilla at Large (1954) during some late night television showing as a toddler. My dad assures me that scenes of the ape lunging at the screen terrified me, enough to make me blot out all memories of ever seeing it. That's probably the right age and mindset to watch this silly caper, a whodunnit centered around a bizarre gimmick. And lots of forced 3-D.

    Cyrus Miller (Raymond Burr) runs a seaside carnival where his wife, trapeze artist Laverne (Anne Bancroft), shares top billing with Goliath the Gorilla. When a recently-fired carny (John Kellogg) is found murdered, Goliath becomes the obvious suspect, though a police detective (Lee J. Cobb) suspects otherwise after learning of Cyrus and Laverne's shady past. The gorilla escapes, or is let out of his cage, and heroic barker Joey (Cameron Mitchell) works with Laverne, ape trainer Kovacs (Peter Whitney) and the cops to capture the simian while hunting the killer - a human sporting a gorilla costume!

    Gorilla at Large is a strange beast, a modestly-budgeted indie film shot in color (and 3D) but released by 20th Century Fox. The script (credited to Leonard Praskins and Barney Slater) seems more interested in sketching the various circus melodramas than the title gorilla: Cyrus and Laverne feud over an accident involving a past-partner, while Joey courts fellow employee Audrey (Charlotte Austin) and aspires for a promotion, going from barker to man in a gorilla costume! It's all rather silly, and Gorilla never really aspires above the functional level of a midlevel detective show. Each character has motive, opportunity and access to a gorilla; each has broad personality traits to make them nominally distinct. It's a mystery strictly for the grade school set. 

    Harmon Jones' direction seems geared towards milking the most out of the 3D effects. The film repeats shots of Goliath (stuntman George Barrows in his usual suit) lunging towards the camera, an image unlikely to scare anyone over the age of two; Laverne swings on her trapeze, carnival rides go berserk, police chase the killer through a house of mirrors. The climax, borrowed from Mighty Joe Young, features Goliath carrying Laverne to the top of a Ferris wheel, while Joey and the cops shoot fireworks to gain his attention. Gorilla's one inventive scene shows Goliath roaming through the carnival, baffled by a band of animatronic chimps playing jazz. This scene shows humor and cleverness, something sorely lacking in the rest of the movie.  

    Possibly Gorilla's strangest aspect are the name actors on display; it's practically an all-star cast for a '50s B Movie. Cameron Mitchell is stern and studly, Anne Bancroft pretty, Raymond Burr glowers and Lee J. Cobb chomps a cigar. Their roles can't have been very taxing, but at least they don't embarrass themselves. Lee Marvin has a dues-paying bit part as a dopey cop; Charlotte Austin has an appealing supporting role, four years before her star turn in the wickedly weird The Bride and the Beast

    It's hard to hate Gorilla at Large, a silly movie that doesn't aspire to be more than it is, and its 92 minute length makes it a painless watch. But it's hard to recommend, either. That is, unless you're an impressionable three year old, easily spooked by onscreen apes, in which case it's a traumatic cinematic experience.  

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